I have fantasies about ridiculous things I would like to own and I think having an old, rural, red brick style RCMP station as my home makes the top ten list, but with one stipulation: The old cells would have to be intact with keys for locks, of course. I like the idea of using the cells as spare bedrooms if my wife's cousins come visit. Quirky and fun!
Also good for making sure the wife's relatives don't snoop around the house while we're sleeping.