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Little Caesars is one of those pizza chains that I don't know how they stay in business except that they are forever involved in school fundraisers of some sort. Pizza making kits. Friends with kids in school always ask us if we want a pizza making kit and we also say no. I'm a trained chef so I don't need your grotty kit.

I honestly can't even remember if I ate their pizza at some point. Maybe? If I did it was so unremarkable that I can't recall it. Mostly what I know about is the endless school fundraisers and I don't like the smell coming from their kitchen when I am near their restaurants, so I don't order from them. I also don't know anyone else who orders their pie, so I have no idea how they stay in business.

Pizza 249 in town is legendary. You see Dominoes delivery vehicles zipping all over every evening. Little Caesars... Mystery. Maybe they sell other things in their boxes you can have delivered? Forbidden things? Imagine ordering a pizza and the box shows up loaded with chocolate mint Girl Scout Cookies?

I'd buy that for a dollar.