The United Church of Canada is the place where left-footers go to church. Or would go to church if we did go to church, which we don't. Which is the ideal kind of church for me. One that you don't go to unless they have a weekly 12 Step meeting**. Or your wife makes you go to once because you're marrying her in it.
The Memorial Church of Canada in Barons also looks like the kind of church you belong to but don't go to. Perfection.
** I no longer attend those meetings in person since covid because I discovered the online meetings have better coffee, more comfortable seating, and you can always mute the audio when the Bleeding Deacon starts yapping.