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This post is going to offend many people, a thought that cheers me considerably. This is a picture of the Strathmore Kingdom Hall. It's a place where stupid people clump together. Jehovah's Witnesses belong to the world's second silliest religion.

144,000 of them will be selected to rule in Heaven with Jesus after The Cheetoh starts Amrmageddon in Iran and they will tell the remaining Great Crowd that lives in perpetuity on Earth what to do and when. The 144,000 are called the First Fruit or God's annointed. I got bad news for you guys... If you're willing to let your kid die when a life saving blood transfusion is available, you're just a fruit. Oh, and when you die? The express elevator your shit ass goes on rides straight down, motherfucker. As it should.

So what is the world's silliest religion? Latter Day Saints, obviously. We had the prophet who liked banging the oh-so-young daughters of church members after "marrying" them. Worse, a prominent member of the church cribbed a bunch of our faith into a bad TV series so many of us facepalm whenever we trip over an episode of the original Battlestar Galactica. More on that later.

Getting back on topic... To any JWs who read this: Grow up and grow a brain. And stay away from my doorbell.